WHAT THE FAQ?! 2.0

Hey snotty brats! (please translate this in dict.cc)

Have you ever heard of the "FAQ - Festival" or even been there?

That's exactly where I worked this summer...ok not directly there but at the Bregenzerwald tourism GmbH where we managed the ticketing for this festival.

Anyway, I've got a quite funny story to tell you guys and our lovely classmate Diana will hate me for this. But as you know, I'd take every risk for my audience to give them the greatest stories!

It was the 10th of September, my last day at work, when I had (the pleasure) to work with Diana at the FAQ festival in Andelsbuch. Everything went fine, all the guest's got their tickets and we were having a great time. 

Then he joined in. The master. The greatest. The god of graphics. The one and only: STEFAN SAGMEISTER (he was the lecturer). We all became a little bit nervous as we were shaking hands with him but that didn't matter because he was just so friendly and likeable. But then it happened: Diana, the boob herself, spilled her whole red wine over the white, expensive shirt of Stefan Sagmeister, a disaster. She couldn’t say anything at all, not even sorry. Mr. Sagmeister went crazy and we weren’t able to keep him calm. All the 200 guests were looking at us and saw that mr. Sagmeister stormed out the room and went home straight away.

As Diana was looking after Stefan Sagmeister I stood there on the stage and didn’t know what to say. Nearly every listener was throwing glasses and chairs after me even though I wasn’t responsible for this chaos.

At the end, all the people went to another show in Bregenz (I arranged that) and Diana had to pay all the tickets. Diana, thank you for being such an awkward, cheeky girl!!!

Yours,
David

PS: Maybe this text was written totally out of thin air.